Crazy White People
New York, NY, USA
The Dominican kid shook his head disbelievingly as a shopping cart, drawn by four people dressed as pirates and waving cardboard cutlasses, hurtled down Clinton Street. “Fuckin’ crazy white people,”
he commented. If he’d known that this wasn’t just random madness, but part of New York’s meticulously-organized Idiotarod, I doubt he’d have changed his verdict.